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One night, a twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board, the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie.

Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.

Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete and I should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.

Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.

The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."

The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, your holiness. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."

BAD DAY.........

13th june 2007(my first blog... bad i guess)boring... i know...
It was a good starting but a bad ending for me that day.............
The scorching sun shinning mercilessly that morning as i went to IMU by the train.There was a swarm of humanity in the train as I boarded.
The number of ppl gradually reduced each stops till the terminal i was heading to, i realised i was the only passenger on the train.....
I went to enquire about some course at the college before heading to Ampang point to meet up some buddies......... for the very last time b4 they leave for diff ways...........
everything went well until the moment i logged on to MSN that night.Joanna was online and i was chatting with her.Somehow, i screwd up the chat and some conflict did occur.... as she thought that i was actually neglecting her feeling in some ways.....
After hours of persuading and apologizing.............she finally said ... fine... i am ok now.... but i am tired.. can i leave the chat room.?...........
And somehow i still felt bad about that... because she was online that moment ... juz tat she didn't wan to talk to me.........
I am taking this chance to apologize oncc more to Joanna... and i hope everything will be fine............and i love u....and will always be...